is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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