Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
i dont even know how to be here
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends