you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Randomize
