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• (812): View more from Indiana

  Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  Since when is my name a synonym for head?

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.

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• (514): View more from Quebec

  Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.

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  That is like, the point of shorts

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.

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• (585): View more from New York

  March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.

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