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(586): View more from Michigan

Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it

(586): View more from Michigan

We did he did.

(586): View more from Michigan

When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers

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(208): View more from Idaho

We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.

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(718): View more from New York

it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store

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(208): View more from Idaho

drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.

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(619): View more from California

I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.

(1-619): View more from California

Very innocently.

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(831): View more from California

oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.

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(757): View more from Virginia

he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.

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(410): View more from Maryland

I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company

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(518): View more from New York

I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick

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