Can Purell be used as lube?
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
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Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
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When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
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