a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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