Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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