We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
how does that bad decision feel?
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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