Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
lol hangovers are for mortals.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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