You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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