are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
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how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
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Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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