Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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