i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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