Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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