he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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