how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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