your room smells of hookers.
And success
i think i have herpe
just one?
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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