I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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