She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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