You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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