it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
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I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
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Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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