Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
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And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
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please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
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