This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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