how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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