I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
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I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
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We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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