There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
Randomize
