I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Randomize
