I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
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