They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
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Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
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Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
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Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
If u could sum last night up in one word?
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