508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
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I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
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Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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