Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
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I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
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Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
My feet surprised me
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