In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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