Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
This is my gift to your gina
this hospital has no fireball
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Randomize
