Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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