Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
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you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
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i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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