Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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