whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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