eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
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No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
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Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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