I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
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I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
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Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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