if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
so let's talk penis.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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