I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
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I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
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We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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