only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I touched a dick in church today
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
How naked do you want me to be?
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