Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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