This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
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