Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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