Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
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She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
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I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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