we have officially lost it.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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