i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
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period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
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Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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