North Korea, Best Korea!
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
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Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
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I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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