I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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