But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
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It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
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BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
My feet surprised me
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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