It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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