so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
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He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
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And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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