Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
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I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I think your dad took our porno
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I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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