So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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