I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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